Which nut likes to sneeze? A cashew!
Why did the boy put the telephone in the oven? To have a hotline!
I danced all night at a ball, But I am nothing at all. What am I? A shadow.
When is the vet busiest? When it's raining cats and dogs.
What can you break without touching it? Your promise.
Which food likes to sing? A soup-opera!
What kind of dog do you eat? A hot dog!
What do hares travel by? Hare-plane.
